My parents raised one hilarious mother fucker.

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guys on the internet:i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area:if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag